If you're reading this, you've linked to here from one of my RP accounts.

Guess what tiiiime it iiiiis~?

HIATUS TIME YAY.

I'm going to be going on a hiatus for November and possibly longer; I've got to concentrate on my NaNoWriMo story, and I dun want RPing to distract from it.

So, yeah. So long for a little bit, homies.

When you use onomatopoeia...

... It's called onomatopoetics.

If you happen to be from this site and you are not a douchebag, I apologize in advance. However, the likelihood of that statement being true is surprisingly low, so I'm probably pandering to, max, six people by saying that.

Court-Records is a Phoenix Wright fansite/forum. I, being part of [link] and having a simply lovely forum experience, decided that, hey, I like Phoenix Wright, and hey, I like forums, and hey, I'm a fan of spreading my opinion about... lawyer based videogames! It's win-win-win for me!

So I joined the site and made a nice little welcome thread. I then promptly forgot about it for... three months. Probably more. One day, after making a Twitter Phoenix Wright RP group, I decided to give my old account a haunt again. After all, what could be better than social interaction with a bunch of people who share a common interest with me?

Oh, oops, pardon me. Did I say social interaction? I meant "Ducky makes posts that are completely overlooked and/or ignored unless a question is specifically asked." See, the idea behind forums is generally to create a community. There is no community in CR. Everyone on CR is a pretentious elitist douchebag, aside from the six I previously mentioned, whoever they are. Probably hidden between the layers of crusted filth.

Y'know, thinking about it now, I linked to my dA account in one of my posts. I would be worried about someone from the site reading this, but... NO ONE IS GOING TO CLICK IT ANYWAYS BECAUSE I AM A NEW MEMBER AND THEREFORE MY POINT IS ENTIRELY INVALID.

Court-Records, learn to make your "community" (I only refer to is as such because "festering pit of elitist mouth-breathers" is too wordy) more newbie friendly. Learn to start a conversation with someone new outside of your welcome thread. In short, become a little more like TPT.

tl;dr

Take the dicks, Court-Records.

Take all the dicks.

You know what people like?

MONEY.

You know what I like?

PEOPLE.

So if I like people and people like money, that means, following that thread of logic, that I like money.

So I like money. What'm I going to do about this? I like money, but I have little to none. I'm going to be getting a job soon (and I got my license, wooo!) but that'll be me doing things I don't like to get money.

I think you see where I'm going with this.

~COMMISSIONS~

Yes, that's right! I'm whoring myself out to the art community to make some CASH.

Unfortunately, my skills aren't quite advanced enough to charge too much money, so HERE ARE MY PRICES.

Drawing of your choice, inked and colored in colored pencil: ONE DOLLAR.

Drawing of your choice, inked and colored on the computer: TWO DOLLARS.

I'll get back to you on payment details; I might be getting a debit card soon, so I can potentially hook that up to a PayPal account. Either that, or I send you the drawing and you send me the money via use of the return address.

IF I MAKE TEN DOLLARS I WILL COUNT THIS AS A VICTORY AND PUT A VIDEO OF MY FRIEND LLOYD AND I DANCING TO "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS" ON YOUTUBE CONSIDER THAT YOUR INCENTIVE GO GO GO.